Well blow me! (Not in the Mel Gibson way)

Crikey, it's been a while since last time hasn't it? It's been 25 whole months since I last posted here. A lot can happen in two years, you know?



It hasn't.... but a lot CAN happen.


I still don't have anything remotely interesting to say, and will more than likely rely on lists and videos to make myself seem more interesting and educated than I actually am. But I guess faux-depth is better than no depth, amirite? ^[1] Oh, I'll also be ridiculously postmodern, constantly referring to my lack of depth as a way to indicate that I am in fact very deep, but use self-deprecating remarks to hide it, like a complex little flower. Much in the way attractive people pretend they aren't attractive, or ...some other example that makes more sense.

And just to prove my lack of depth, here is a list!^[2]

Things I learnt today:

• In Battlefield: Bad Company 2, as the bullets travel they go DOOOOOOOOOOWN.
• BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHM
  
• The most likely first purchase after getting a 42" Full HD tv is blu-ray porn.
• BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHM
  
• The words 'Fuck Johnny Depp' are a great icebreaker.
• BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHM
• The Inception trailer has a cool noise.
• BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHM

That's about it for now, I'm sure I'll forget to update this as soon as possible, and everyone can get back to not knowing this existed.


Later.








^{[1] Ha I did a rhyme, and the overused footnote is back with a vengeance!
[2] See? Foreshadowing!}