Don't cry. Don't raise your eye.

So, I'm bored as fuck and just hanging oot at home because I'm too fucked^[1] from doing work to go and do anything productive when I remembered I started a blog precisely to occupy my time in these situations. And since I'm far too fucking lazy to move forward, I figured going back to this would be a good idea. (At least until I can parlay being really good at doing nothing into a profitable career. - It worked for Paris hilton, so I've got a shot.^[2])

Since I don't really have an actual point to make, this is just going to be a collection of crap which I'm very clerly going to call....



Random musings:

• I made two different jokes about transsexuals in two different situations today. This is much higher than my average of zero jokes about transsexuals. I have decided to put together a committee to investigate this and expect a full report in two to three years.

• Cheese slices: How did they make plastic edible? ^[3]

• Rush - Great band, or GREATEST band?

• Why can I never get tired of guitar hero, no matter how much I play it? (No, the answer is not 'because you're easily pleased'
  

• Actually, I kinda want to learn guitar now....
  

^{[1] Yes, that was the best Ricky I could do
[2] Has the ship sailed on Hilton jokes by the way? Are they still valid or am I so 2007?
[3] Oh, that's right! They didn't.}