What if I say I'm not like the others?

So. This is the blog then. It's alright innit?

I'm going to be honest and say that I can't really think of anything worth ranting about yet. Or rather, I haven't found anything that has annoyed me yet.

It's only 6pm though, so there's still plenty of time.


With my lack of anything worth talking about in mind, I present to you my very first too-lazy-too-write-something-good™ list in which (and this is the clever part of the name) I write a list, because I'm too lazy to write something good.^[1]

• I've been listening to the new Foo Fighters song a fair bit lately, and I have to say that after initially disliking it, it has grown on me a great deal and I no longer want to throw things at whatever device is playing it. (Anything by Anastacia however is still in this position. Warbly bitch.)
• I've discovered my new favourite hero. He's a man so cool he has a PhD in kicking your ass. He is none other than Dr Tran.
• Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival is an excellent rock song, I don't care who thinks it is dad rock, or 70s rock.
• I'm even running out of things to put in my list now...
  

So in the meantime, warn your friends, your pets, your neighbours, and your great aunt Sally. Even warn that crazy old bloke called Duggy from down the street that carries around half a meat pie and smells of wee.

Warn them all, because;

NOW WE START [2]


^{[1]You'll find that I'm very literal in my naming. Pete Doherty for example, is "that junkie twat."
[2] And before you ask; no. No, I couldn't have found a cheesier way to end it. You know why? Because fuck you, that's why.}